Sheer and Utter Genius
I have a great idea for a new product! Instead of hitting a consumable product that the average Joe Paycheck would purchase, I figured I would go for an item that is used in an industry that supplies common products to Joe.
Check this out: You know how the butcher puts that generic plastic-y maxi pad down on the styrofoam, under the wad or slab of meat when packaging it for us to buy? Well how efficient is that? I say, that if the goal is to prevent the blood from getting anywhere, then you should use a different method.
I would introduce the Meatpon, by Dougco! Insert the Meatpon into the ground round, prime cut – or any other meat (like you would a meat thermometer), and let the Meatpon do its trick! Absorbing more of the blood than a regular meat pad! Even if you were to go jogging through the store with your meat, or if you happened to take it swimming – YES, even swimming! The Meatpon protects the meat!
I figure I should get my first check for a million dollars sometime next month… YAY ME!
I'm an independent web developer and copywriter. When I'm not gazing into the seductive mistress of the internet, I'm helping to raise my two daughters (1 teen, 1 pre-teen) and hyperactive 5 year-old kung-fu master son. Blissfully and happily married to my wife, Kristen - as we try to survive the epic daily battles of suburban life in Maple Valley, WA.
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